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New exam pattern based on IPL rules  

Posted by: Archat in ,

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL....
Infusing the same thing into exams,
some suggestions:-

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!

Student Joke  

Posted by: Archat in ,

Father: Son,this semester you should get first mark in your exams.

son: sure dad, i will get first mark.. then i will become like Abdul Kalam,then become the prime minister of India... capture Pakistan... then i will conquer whole world.. threaten America to make Chennai as its capital....then....

father: stupid, why are you playing?

son: who started it?

School Answers  

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